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[waah pengen maen deh gw BF.. donlot ah ntar malem]

jaman indogamers awal dulu gw ga pernah absen tiap ari.... tapi jujur ya... cs online sekarang sucks banget... banyak orang kampungan ga jelas, ada yang cheat lah, rese maen FB lah, trus radio pada nyanyi ga jelas en ngomong kebon binatang.... jujur gw BT banget..

sekarang gw prefer maen BF2 di server gilagame ato indonesiangamer.com. selain emang batle systemnya lebi kompleks ( 1 map 64 orang bo.. ) gameplaynya lebi menarik en karena specnya butuh rada tinggi, jadi yang maen disana emang orang2 niat, bukan kacrut sembarangan di warnet.. hehehe...


Hidup BattleField..!!!

waah pengen maen deh gw BF.. donlot ah ntar malem 

[abis itu lo pilih kolom yang GAMEStrus maen di BIG 2.5pilih server (internasional, thailand, indonesia, malaysia etc)trus ada pilihan 5s, 10s, skill alowed ect.. maksudnya 5s,10s itu waktu mikir nya dhan.. (5 detik, 10 detik) awal2 maen yang di 10s ajalo bisa masuk room yang dibuat orang atau lo buat sendiri (tunggu 3 orang player lagi yang masuk room)bis itu maeen deeh]

abis itu lo pilih kolom yang GAMES

trus maen di BIG 2.5

pilih server (internasional, thailand, indonesia, malaysia etc)

trus ada pilihan 5s, 10s, skill alowed ect.. maksudnya 5s,10s itu waktu mikir nya dhan.. (5 detik, 10 detik) awal2 maen yang di 10s aja

lo bisa masuk room yang dibuat orang atau lo buat sendiri (tunggu 3 orang player lagi yang masuk room)

bis itu maeen deeh

[weeh gw juga suka maen nih..nicknyaSuper8 and Tab]

weeh gw juga suka maen nih..

nicknya

Super8 and Tab

[air putih]

air putih

[kan skrng gw ngikutin lo tom.. kobam kobam gicuu]

kan skrng gw ngikutin lo tom.. kobam kobam gicuu

[du gw belom ngasih kopian KTP masih ada kan ya data gw lama banget nih dapet KTP baru belum kelar2]

du gw belom ngasih kopian KTP masih ada kan ya data gw

lama banget nih dapet KTP baru belum kelar2

[wahahaha.. lucu abis nih]

hehe..udh lama nie ga maen kesini...this following is abit humor to brighten up ur days guys


Hippie And The Nun

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have xes, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have xes with you..."

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has xes with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says "Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have xes with me!"

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal xes in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says "Surpise, its me the Hippie!"

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says "Surprise, its me the bus driver!"





Taliban Meets A Water Selling Jew

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted, "Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK, OK" said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead... "Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"

wahahaha.. lucu abis nih

[Manteb deh aji maen nya ntar lo pake HERO apa ji??? (eh salah deng) gw belum pernah liat aji maen nih kapaan yaa sukses mydecode]

Manteb deh aji maen nya ntar lo pake HERO apa ji??? (eh salah deng)

gw belum pernah liat aji maen nih kapaan yaa

sukses mydecode

[Mantab adrian Erander – Yoraly (Cressida Remix) pilihan yg baguus salam kenal broo]

Mantab adrian

Erander – Yoraly (Cressida Remix) pilihan yg baguus

salam kenal broo

[ayo jalanin lagi fan.. belom liat shooter sepanjang masa yg cuma ada 100 tahun sekali kan lu]

ayo jalanin lagi fan.. belom liat shooter sepanjang masa yg cuma ada 100 tahun sekali kan lu

[emang kadang2 OK banget saran bung paket beneer tuuh siaran nya malem2 aja pasti keren]

emang kadang2 OK banget saran bung paket

beneer tuuh siaran nya malem2 aja pasti keren

[iya cristo gw suka baru denger lo mixtape lo... terkejut gw mantaaab kalo nick udah sering denger gw set nya dia iya kabar2in duung.. butuh bimbingan nih]

iya cristo gw suka baru denger lo mixtape lo... terkejut gw mantaaab

kalo nick udah sering denger gw set nya dia

iya kabar2in duung.. butuh bimbingan nih

[Tidur melulu ketika berhenti pakai']

Jangka Panjang, Ketika g menjadi pecandu berat [5taon lalu] :
- Jantung g kacau. Sensitive banget sama suara sekeceil apapun.
- Tidur melulu ketika berhenti pakai'.
- Berat g turun 12kg dalam waktu 2 minggu.
- G Tidak mengenali wilayah / komplek rumah g sendiri, serasa memasuki wilayah yang baru.
- Ketika berhenti pun g gak bisa kerja dengan normal.

Jadi inti nya, Lebih baik pake seminggu sekali aje, Jangan lu pake kyk makan kacang goreng seperti g dulu [maklum g waktu dulu dapet barang bukti sitaan dr Jaksa n Pengacara di wilayah kota, Murah n Banyak banget, 1 bulan pake nonstop baru abis]. Dijamin kagak enak huahuahuahuahuahua........

tuh dengerin.. mendingan kobam aja

kaya temen gw banget tuh

[dateng loo.. jangan bilang aja ngumpyul2.. hahahaha... ga sesuai nick nih yoggieSD @topic : rundownnya gimana ya.. maen ampe pagi lagikah dia]

iya deh..besok gw coba beli pre sale ticketnya lah...kalo semped....hayuuu mangan ra mangan (sing penting nginum) ngyumpyuuuulll.......wuhehehehe...

dateng loo.. jangan bilang aja ngumpyul2.. hahahaha... ga sesuai nick nih yoggieSD

@topic : rundownnya gimana ya.. maen ampe pagi lagikah dia

eh..ah...eh...  hmmmm... ngumpulnya dimana yah ...datengnya kemanah yah ...???  kasih clue dooong...kemanah seh...??? 
jempuuut dong gw skali-kali...amal ma org tuwa sikit.... 

aelah... paling ntar ga jadi ikut   gimanee nih grand pa yoggie

hahaha kok ngaku tua seh???

janjian diparkiran aja dulu brader kita pletokan dulu , huehuehue

yoi tomm.. pletokan dulu kita.. uda kobam baru masuk yagaaaaa seeeeeeeeeeh

[hwaa... manteb deeh yang maen support support happy bday oos n nat ya]

hwaa... manteb deeh yang maen support support

happy bday oos n nat ya

[manteb dehhh ajak2 ngapa bikinnya]

manteb dehhh

ajak2 ngapa bikinnya

[pokoknya gw dateng bawa 2 topi lucu2 kaya orangnya]

pokoknya gw dateng bawa 2 topi lucu2 kaya orangnya

[Green Joker brarti nih apa doong kasi tauu dooong]

Green Joker brarti nih

apa doong kasi tauu dooong

[DINKA ayu dong DINKA *ngarep DINKA dooong]

DINKA

ayu dong DINKA *ngarep DINKA dooong

[akrab lo de?]

openingnya seru banget nih..dari bpm 123 katanya 

akrab lo de?

[Duuuh panas ya disini pada bukaa bajuu dooong]

Duuuh panas ya disini pada bukaa bajuu dooong

[Oh iyaaa lupaaa... itu webnya di viwawa.com dhan. maap ane lupaa naro webnya register langsung maenn deh bisa beli2 avatar gitu.. tapi buat LVL 1 beli2 aja yg masih gratisan @bapur : bibirnya menorin lagii]

Oh iyaaa lupaaa... itu webnya di viwawa.com dhan. maap ane lupaa naro webnya

register langsung maenn deh bisa beli2 avatar gitu.. tapi buat LVL 1 beli2 aja yg masih gratisan

@bapur : bibirnya menorin lagii

[@bapur : duuuh gw kurang2 ngerti ya.. yg gw tau ada 2 lagu doang minimal trance nya..Roland Klinkenberg, DJ Remy - Mexico Can Waitsama heaven scent cuma yg minimal gitu.. itu dikeluarin pas 1 jam ++.. udah pumping set nya.. manteB asli sisanya gw pernah denger beberapa, cuma lupa judulnya cuman banyakan ga taunya sih mantaaaaB pokoknya]

@bapur : duuuh gw kurang2 ngerti ya.. yg gw tau ada 2 lagu doang minimal trance nya..

Roland Klinkenberg, DJ Remy - Mexico Can Wait
sama heaven scent cuma yg minimal gitu.. itu dikeluarin pas 1 jam ++.. udah pumping set nya.. manteB asli

sisanya gw pernah denger beberapa, cuma lupa judulnya cuman banyakan ga taunya sih

mantaaaaB pokoknya

[gw noob nih maksudnya puur pur keluarin waria insapnya puur.. maen lagi kitaa @dhanty : itu game kaya capsa gitu dhan, bisa maen kartu ga kalo mau yg maen capsa di BIG 2.5]

noob

gw noob nih maksudnya puur pur keluarin waria insapnya puur.. maen lagi kitaa

@dhanty : itu game kaya capsa gitu dhan, bisa maen kartu ga

kalo mau yg maen capsa di BIG 2.5