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kc bgt ni!  ;D
mana kc? kc...!!  *piss*
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iye sel.. makasi..
mana picnya di save as KC lagi..
baik bener dah.. :P
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salah satu adegan film the LOST WORLD (JURASIC PARK)  :P


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 ;D ;D ;D

ga kuat gw nahan ketawa nihhh.. bgajulan & SKY mantaaaappppp..

huahahahaha
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nah coba sipitin mata lu pada kalo ga bisa baca tulisan ini.. ;D ;D ;D


HAUHAUAHUAHUA..
kereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn !!
anjrit.. kok bisa gitu yah !!
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@blek

ngentiiiittt.. basi banget dah rayuan lo blek..

 ;D ;D ;D
Walaupun basii2'tek...tp serius lho g prnh knalan sama cwe pake gombal2 najis kya bgonoaan..hahahahh
(ramean'sihh..waktu itu tp g maju k'medan tempurnya berdua doank ma tmen g...)
kuarng lebihh..cerita gnee..

tmen2 g : bLaCk..bLack..cwe'tuu lucu
bLaCk : iye2..,manis2(type g abis'dehh) ;) :P
(alhasil g ma tmen g yg berani maju k'medan tempur)

bLaCk: mbak2..pny obeng'gaa
mbak: (  :o sambil pasang muke cuek,sdikit bingung gtuu)...ngga,ngapain bw obeng??!
bLaCk: tp nmr telf pny'khan..(sambil pasang muke sok iyee..hahaha)
mbak: (pasang muke jutek..sambil nahan2 senyum)
tmen g: ..apa sihh lho bLaCk'ga jelas!!!(taee aahh)
bLaCk: mbak2...bokapnya..astronot'yaa..??
mbak: bkn,pegawai pemda,ngapain nanya2??!!!!
bLaCk: ...oohh salah'too,kirain astronot...,tp kok  ada bintang d'mata mbak..?!(msh pasang muke sok iyee g) :P *piss*
mbak: (tetep senyum2 sinis.. :-[)gomballl dasar!!!
bLaCk: seriuss kok..
mbak: serius?serius apaa??!
bLaCk: iyaa..serius gombal mksdnyaa,huehuehue ;D ;D :P
mbak: speechless..

bLaCk: mbak2..,sering berburu'yaa..??
mbak: ngga,kLo clubbing serinngggg(sambil nyengir) ;) :)
bLaCk: tapi panah mbak kok nyasar nancep d'hatiku... :P
mbak: senyum...senyum...ketawa akhirnyaaa doi...
(akhirnyaa qta bs knalan,n dpt nmr telfnyaa,Mission accomplish!)
tmen g: msh masang muke bingung,heran,sambil ngomong taee aahh

Nie cerita nyata bt iseng2 n seru-seruan g ma tmen2 terapin,btw tmen g akhirnya jadian sama slh satu dr mrk lho kedepannya..
« Last Edit: 02/08/07, 16:17 by bLacK daMAN! »
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A STORY ABOUT A MAN CALLED MUTHU

:MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER:
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."


:MUTHU & HIS MANAGER:
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "I-N-B-O-X."


: MUTHU & LONDON TRIP:
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I
look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. ..that's why."
Wife : ?????????



:MUTHU & TOURIST:
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
village...
and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."



:MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT:
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its
fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly,
Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a
cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."


:MUTHU & DRIVER:
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the driver
adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh?
Sit in the back. I will drive."


:MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL:
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards
the signboard "* WASH BASIN * "


:MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART:
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and
it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."


the funniest...
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????!
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the
right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!!!
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wahaha.. ;D lucu2.. gw ada stock juga tuh, tapi di thread jayusan gpp yak.. hi3 ;D


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Gembala Kambing


Suatu hari, Opix berpapasan dengan seorang Gembala kambing. Opix bertanya dengan takjub, "Pak, boleh nanya nih?"

Gembala: Boleh.

Opix: Kambing-kambing Bapak sehat sekali, Bapak kasih makan apa?

Gembala: Yang mana dulu? Yang hitam atau yang putih?

Opix: Mmm...yang hitam dulu deh...

Gembala: Oh, kalau yang hitam, dia makannya rumput basah.

Opix: Oh...kalo yang putih?

Gembala: Yang putih juga.

Opix: Hmmm...Kambing-kambing ini, kuat jalan berapa kilo, Pak?

Gembala: Yang mana dulu nih? Yang hitam atau yang putih?

Opix: Mmmm...yang hitam dulu deh...

Gembala: Oh, kalau yang hitam 4 km sehari.

Opix: Kalo yang putih?

Gembala: Yang putih juga.



Opix mulai gondok.

Opix: Kambing ini, menghasilkan banyak bulu ngga Pak, per tahunnya?

Gembala: Yang mana dulu nih? Yang hitam atau yang putih?

Opix: (dengan kesalnya) Yang hitam dulu deh

Gembala: Oh, yang hitam, banyak ... 10 kg per tahun.

Opix: Kalo yang putih?

Gembala: Yang putih juga.


Opix: BAPAK KENAPA SIH SEALU NGEBEDAIN KAMBING-KAMBING INI, KALO JAWABANNYA SAMA???????

Gembala: Oh, gini Dik, soalnya yang hitam ini punya saya.

Opix: Oh, gitu Pak, maaf kalo begitu, saya emosi ... Kalo yang putih?

Gembala: Yang putih juga.


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@^rustyman^
anjritt..lucu2'sobb! g ampe ikutan gondok jg bacanya..hahahhahah
y9 laen..2x ;)
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tai abis tu gembala kambing..   ;D ;D


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 ;)


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 :)


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valentine zebra


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 :-\ :-\


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 ;D ;D


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ada yang mau parkir disini?


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pilih yang mana?


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welcome to texas..


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George W Bush is visiting a school.

In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offersthat, "if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy".

"No," George says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy". "I'm afraid not, "explains George, "that is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent, none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks George, "isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying George W Bush was blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy".

"Wonderful!" George beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!"
...

Coffee+Viagra jokes


A woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's xes
drive to be more excited and fun.



Doctor: Have you considered trying Viagra?



Women: Not a chance, He won't even take an aspirin for a headache.



Doctor: No problem -- there's away around that, Drop it into his coffee --

he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how

you got on.



A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and the doctor inquires as

to how things went.



Women: Oh doctor, it was horrible, horrible, horrible



Doctor: What happened? asks the doctor, aghas.



Women: Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The

effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the

table, ripped my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to

me on the tabletop. It was just horrible!!



Doctor: What was horrible? asked the confused doctor. Was the xes not

fulfilling?



Women: Oh no, doctor, the xes was the best I've had in 25 years. But I

don't think I'll ever be able to show my face at Starbucks again! I took him to Starbuck to have a cup of coffee as you suggested….

...

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, 20?"

"No, not worth it!"

"How about 10?"

"No, not worth it!"

"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."

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A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too."

The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"

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anjir lucu2 bgt dah, black daman sky, wah gokil lo pade ;D ;D
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ANJRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT................ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
kocak lah...... ;D ;D ;D


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ni buat atlet2 lari kita!
*lari dari masalah  ;D
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ini lucu deh !!
beneran ga ya? hahahaha



Here are 12 things other inmates have overheard Paris Hilton say in Jail:

1. Excuse me, but where is the Starbucks?

2. Is this pork chop and mashed potato stew diet?

3. Could you put those handcuffs on me again? It makes me feel like I’m in my own bed

4. Wow. This is so like totally not like Daddy’s hotel. Big frown!

5. Can’t I have my dog here with me? He was driving drunk too

6. Do you have anything else I can wear? This uniform makes me look so non-anorexic

7. Wait! When I checked “no” about the conjugal visits, it was because I like TOTALLY thought it meant I had to meet with a grammar tutor.

8. Hey, why is there a bed in this disgusting little bathroom? And where is the rest of my cell?

9. You’ll silence Sarah Silverman for how much again?

10. Yes, can you tell me where I book a pedicure and a Brazilian? And would you mind if I brought in my people for it? No offense, but I would never want a stranger to see me down there!

11. Wow, so you’re like a criminal? You’re like the third one I met today!

12. Dear Mr. Diary. I’m going to write three letters to the judge and see if that helps: WTF?
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