(relax time..) give all of ur other humor soul ;D

[lidahlihai]

@ lidah lihai dan semuanya :

sedot jo, a state of trance episode 326 :

http://archiv.to/?Module=Details&HashID=FILE473D07AE22F1F


ini tracklistnya :

01. Vadim Soloviev feat. Marcie - Stay With Me (Genix Remix)
02. ID
03. Fragma - Toca Me (In Petto 2008 Remix) [Tiger]
04. First State - Half Light [Black Hole]
05. Gerry Menu - Pay & Lay
06. Junkie XL feat. Lauren Rocket - F*ck More (Matthew Dekay Remix) [Nettwerk]
07. Marcus Sch?w - Swedish Beatballs
08. Sied Van Riel - Sinner In Heaven [Spinnin']
09. Above & Beyond pres. Tranquility Base - Buzz (Breakfast Remix) [Anjunabeats]
10. Joshua Cunningham - Simplicity [KYR]
11. Orjan vs. Octagen - Lost Once (Orjan's Festival Mix) [Galactive]
12. Aly & Fila - Lost Language [Armada/Offshore] [Future Favorite]
13. Reconceal - Hollow Hope (Lee Haslam Remix) [Inov8]
14. Cosmic Gate feat. Denise Rivera - Body Of Conflict vs Nenes - Teksha (Filo & Peri Mashup)
15. Luke Warner & Mat Lock - Deep Psychosis (Daniel Kandi Remix) [DJSA] [Tune Of The Week]
16. Nucvise & Static Blue - Fallout (Ian Betts Remix)
17. Andy Blueman - Nyctalopia (Club Mix) [Perceptive]
18. Paul Miller - Memories Of Love [Offshore]
19. RST ? Stormbound [Reset]
20. System F - Out Of The Blue [Tsunami] [ASOT Radio Classic]


enjoy mate

thanks broooo.....

[dgital3xy]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA
colokan bawahnye mane sob hehehehehe

colokan yg bawah bisa dilihat kok bro...di scroll aja cursor mouse kebawah,,,ntar juga nongol

[walasok]

Engkong Caim umurnye ude 80 taon, asmanye kumat mulu,
badan udeh tinggal tulang doang. Udeh jalan 2 minggu,
Engkong Caim diinpus di rumah sakit. Napasnye udah
tinggal senen kemis pake selang oxigen. Anak mantunye
nungguin gantian siang malem.

Pas malem jum'at Engkong Caim ngedrop lagi,mukenye
pucet, badannye dingin, matenye sipit ame napasnye
tinggal atu dua.

Si Nasir, anaknye semate wayang, ngirain babenye udeh
waktunye koit. Ame si Nasir, dipanggil deh ustad
kampung situ namenye Ustad Bokir. Begitu liat Engkong
caim udeh diem aje, Bokir langsung baca-bacain
macem-macem doa.
Eh tau-tau Engkong Caim megap-megap ame kejang-kejang,
bikin panik orang.
Pake bahase isyarat, Engkong Caim tangannye niruin
orang nulis.

"Eh Nasir, Lu liat tuh tangan babe lu, daripade
bengong, kasih bolpen kek babelu, kayaknye babe lu
pengen nulis surat wasiat tuh" katenye Bokir.

Nasir langsung ngibrit nyari kertas ame bolpenbuat
babenye, kali aje dapet warisan tanah di Condet pan
lumayan.

Pake sisa tenaganye, Engkong Caim nulis dikertas ampe'
gemeter, abis gitu kertasnye dikasiin ke Bokir. Ame
Bokir, surat wasiatnye langsung dikantongin. "Entar
aje bacenye, kagak enak baca surat wasiat sekarang,
pan babelu belon koit" katenye Bokir ngebisikin Nasir.

Akhirnye Engkong Caim jadi koit dah. Inna Lillahi.
Orang sekampung pade nangisin, soalnye Engkong Caim
biarin galak tapi baek ame tetangge.

Pas sukuran tujuh arinye Engkon Caim, Bokir diundang
lagi ame Nasir buat ngebacain doa lagi. Abis bacain
doa, Bokir baru inget kalo die dititipin surat wasiat
ame almarhum Engkong Caim. Untungnye, Bokir make baju
taqwa nyang minggu kemaren dipake waktu Engkong Caim
koit, pas dirogoh, surat wasiatnye masih ade
dikantongnye.

"Sodare-sodare sekalian, ade surat wasiat titipannye
Engkon nyang belon sempet ane baca. Kalo kite inget
masa idupnye Engkong, kayaknye sih isinye nasehat buat
kite semue. Nyok kite baca bareng-bareng suratnye ye"
kate Bokir.

Begitu abis ngebuka lipetan surat wasiatnye, tau-tau
GUBRAK !!! Bokir ngejeb lak jatoh pingsan. Pas dibaca
ame Nasir, ternyate isi suratnye cuma begini.

"HEH Bokir !!!! Lu bedirinye sonoan dikit, jangan
nginjek selang oxigen gua. "

[lidahlihai]

@walasok
berarati si engkong koit gare2 sibokir dongs....hahahahahahaha.....
bokir.....bokir...

[dgital3xy]

untung cuman bokir ya bro....coba kalo ketambahan bokek trus boker sm bakar.......

[lidahlihai]

untung cuman bokir ya bro....coba kalo ketambahan bokek trus boker sm bakar.......

kalo boker sambil bakar enak kali ye..........iye ga kir

[cuervo1211]

@ atas....

Apaan tuh??? 

[lidahlihai]

@ atas....

Apaan tuh??? 

ah cuervo....
masa ga tau sih hehehehe

[dgital3xy]

biasanya kalo habis bakar2 trus makan roti bakar ........ 

[Must Energic]

awalnya mengikuti seorang model sehabis pemotretan...cakep bow......


wah tuh dia lg nelpon







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anjrettt ternyata cowok.........
huhuehuehueheeeee

[bLacK daMAN!]

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Send this to 10 Bright Women to make their day!

[bLacK daMAN!]

Jakartenglish – Jakarte English is marked by the 'sih', 'deh', 'dong', 'nih', etc

- That book is very good, deh.

- Can you speak english? ... yeah a little sih I can!

- Use my money first nih..

- Give me more dong..

- How sih? Little little angry..



Sundanglish is also available such as 'atuh', 'euy', 'mah'

- Well, if that kind, it pretty so-so atuh

- It can't be that way euy..

- I am mah, not like that... anything else?



Javelish.. The typical Javanese language: 'lho', 'lha', 'tho', 'kok', 'ki', etc

- Lho, I already bought that book!

- Kok, buying again?

- I told you many times 'tho' !

- Lha, I didn't know tho yo... how ki !?

- Don't be like that, no....!?



Other exclamation words of Java: 'wo_', 'wah', 'wé_', 'jian', and 'jé_'

- Wé_ lha this book is mine jé...!

- Wo_, only like that tho!

- Wah, expensive, tho?

- Jian, Vera is beautiful tenan.



Surobenglish is marked by 'tah' and the famous word is 'diancuk'

-Do you feel sick, tah ?

-Diancuk... he took my money !



There are also abundant 'sound effect' in Javanese language.

- Suddenly, mak bedhengus Curtis appeared

- My head feels pain, mak cleng!

- Mak tlepok, I got a manggo !

- My chicken is suddenly died, mak cekengkeng

- Mak gedebug, Mas Oji fell down.

- Mak jegagik.... Oh, trondholo

[bLacK daMAN!]

Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him.

He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.

He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.

He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.

Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?"

"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."

"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."

"Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.

"Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man



Bush n Bill

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.

In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go..



Why I Fired my Secretary ?

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't
feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to
breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me.

She didn't even say "Good Morning" let alone any "Happy
Birthday."

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't
say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling
pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said,
"Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and
said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and
it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me"

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where
we normally go; we went out to the country to a little
private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the
office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at
her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go change."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she
came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my
wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing
"Happy Birthday."

And there I sat... on the sofa... naked!

[walasok]

hahahahahahahahahaha

pinokiooooooooooo..

[Must Energic]

parah loe black...
indonesia sunda...Salatiga menjadi kota salatilu

[dgital3xy]

  ........sapa mau gantian pegangin ni papan.........deg-deg'an mulu gw 

[bLacK daMAN!]

"kebanyakan" nampaknya pada...hehehe

[bLacK daMAN!]

Alright, I know this isn't a "Funny Joke", but I had to post it. Really cute. A few exerpts I found where a few kids wrote down what they know about angels. Here were there answers...

*When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. ~ Daniel
*My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth. ~ Amber
*It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. ~ Matthew
*Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. ~ Mandy
*Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter. ~ Sara

*My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. ~ Harry
*Angels don't eat, but they do drink milk from Holy Cows! ~ Jerri
*Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead. ~ Ronald

*Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. ~ Oliver
*I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold. ~ Gregory
*Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter. ~ Jacob, 6
*All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it. ~ Vicki
*What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them. ~ Sarah
*Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it. ~ Randy

[awangadjiewasita]

@black daman: hahahaha...gokil, sob! kreatip2 ya jawabannya..

[dgital3xy]

wah geblek ki aku,,,,susah translate bahasa inggris,,,,melu ngakak wae ya

[FreddieThe13th]

ck ... ck ... ck ... everlasting posting ... pada gokiiiiiiiiillllllll smuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ...

[Must Energic]

dodol dodol dodol!!!!! pokok e

[bLacK daMAN!]

this is the "real" BigBelly

[pulo_tirang]

busyet....
tu org bawa karung yakk???

[walasok]

ada beneran tuh orang kaya gt blek?