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(relax time..) give all of ur other humor soul ;D

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10/12/07, 14:33 #650
anjrit perutnya dah kaya balon hitu bisa apa yeee...?
gokil lah dapet aje lu pada gambar2 aneh tuh.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
12/12/07, 01:48 #651

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you don't get paid for the hour, you get paid for the value you bring to the hour
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12/12/07, 01:50 #652

The Ninjas..
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12/12/07, 02:15 #653

"The Brotherhood"
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12/12/07, 02:19 #654

The Babyhood
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12/12/07, 07:18 #655
........ ;D ;D ;D

kumbang 1 :
( puyeng keracunan ) ... blehhh lu cobain deh daun yg dipojokan tuu ,,
gw makan kok jadinya beler gini yaa ... bzzzzt bzzzt bzzzzzzt .....

kumbang 2 & 3 :
(sambil nguyah ) krauk krauk ,, yang bener john ,, daun plastik kali lu makan

kumbang 4 :
(nongol dari bawah) ... wah mantap tuh ,, mana ,, mau dong gw cobain ...


12/12/07, 09:00 #656
huahahahahahahahaha

a good start for the morning nihh.. *bgs* *bgs* *bgs*
audio  - video - disco
I hear - I see  - I learn
12/12/07, 14:02 #657
Quote from: bLacK daMAN! on 12/12/07, 02:15

"The Brotherhood"

Flinstone style..
14/12/07, 16:34 #658
sodara sodara..........jangan kececer lagi yaaa viagra-nya...........efek-nya berbahaya bagi habitat yang laen  *piss*

16/12/07, 18:22 #659

Restroom Conversation

So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying "'Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" So the other guy says "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? By this point, I'm thinking it's pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to conversate while taking a dump so I reply "Uhhh I'm probably like you, just traveling?" At this point I'm wanting to get the hell outta there as fast as I can when dude asks another question... "'Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. Like, WTF! But I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"Nah man, I'm a little busy right now!"

Right then, dead silence... then I hear the person say (kinda nervously) "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."


Gambler

Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler.  She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.

After Little Johnny's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, "I think I broke his gambling". The father asked how and she said, "He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money."

"DAMN!" said the father.
"What's wrong?", the teacher asked.

Little Johnny's father said, "This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!
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16/12/07, 18:23 #660
WOMEN'S ENGLISH

Yes = No
No = Yes

Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to do that
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I want something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

MEN'S ENGLISH

I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have xes with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have xes with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have xes with you

May I have this dance? = I'd like to have xes with you
Nice dress! = Nice tits!

You look tense = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time?

What's wrong? = I'm guessing xes is out of the question
I'm bored = Would you like to fuck?

I love you = I'd like to fuck right now
I love you, too = I really want to fuck

Let's talk = I'd like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to xes
Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having xes with you
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19/12/07, 17:12 #661
 ;D ;D halaman ketawa disini tempatnya....lepas penat lepas schedule boring aktiviti  ;D ;D



[ ketok asline yen pekok ] ....
20/12/07, 22:19 #662
@atas

emang mata lu jeli sob.....kalo ama yang beginian salut *bgs* dah hehehehe..... ;D ;D ;D

keren gambarnya jon... bagi yaks hihihihihihi
21/12/07, 22:41 #663
huehehehe...gokil xob.....

@dgital3xy & black
ga ada matinya ney....
bisa mati ketawa jo...
26/12/07, 01:32 #664

baby marley..
you don't get paid for the hour, you get paid for the value you bring to the hour
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26/12/07, 01:41 #665

This is whad i called...

"multipur'pose"
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26/12/07, 11:14 #666
huhuhuhuhuhuhu.... ;D ;D ;D

mom... bagi dongs.... hehehehehehe....
26/12/07, 22:44 #667
     
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wuihhhhhhhh.kaya kaledoskop tutup tahun....angka-nya amazing !!!
ada 666 / plus 5 222 [ buat nomer henpon mantap juga tuh...nomer cantik ]
28/12/07, 16:14 #668
nemu nih...............
kaya'nya boleh juga diterapin kalo kepepet jomblo.....

tapi ngaku jadi agen lokal aja  ;D ;D

28/12/07, 21:11 #669
@ digitallexy : anjroooot speaknya bisa gila, lagipula ngapain CIA nyuri p*** ;D ;D
drug is not a child's play, its a men play  8)

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29/12/07, 07:53 #670
xixixixixi....
nitip....buat ngumpetin punya gw jg dunk....
slurrrpppp....
29/12/07, 08:37 #671
@digital3xy: wah...benar, bung! ini tempat yang pas buat menggila...  *tepuktangan* *tepuktangan*
29/12/07, 13:58 #672
 

31/12/07, 11:28 #673
Bu Sri, seorang guru kelas satu SD NingNong, sangat kesal dengan seorang muridnya yang bernama Joko.

Bu Sri: "Joko, mengapa kamu tidak mau mengikuti pelajaran di kelas?"

Joko: "Saya anak cerdas, pelajaran kelas satu terlalu mudah untuk saya, bahkan saya dapat mengerjakan semua soal punya kakak saya yang dikelas
tiga. Seharusnya saya ada dikelas tiga juga!"

Bu Sri merasa kesal. Ditariklah si Joko ini keruang Kepala Sekolah.Ketika si Joko menunggu di depan ruang Kepala Sekolah, Bu Sri menjelaskan pada Pak Amir, Kepala Sekolah NingNong, mengenai kelakuan muridnya yang bernama Joko ini. Pak Amir kemudian ingin mengetahui seberapa pandai si Joko ini sehingga ia berkeinginan ditempatkan dikelas tiga, apabila ia tidak dapat menjawab test yang diberikan oleh Pak Amir, maka ia harus kembali sebagai murid kelas satu dan berkelakuan yang sepantasnya, atau apabila tidak menurut maka orang-tuanya harus dipanggil. Bu Sri setuju.

Pak Amir (PA): "Joko, berapa 3x3?"
Joko (J): "9!"
PA: "Berapa 6x6?"
J: "36!"

Kemudian Pak Amir memberikan test-test berikutnya sesuai dengan matapelajaran kelas tiga SD dan semua pertanyaan tersebut dapat dijawab dengan benar oleh sang genius Joko.

Pak Amir lalu berkata pada Bu Sri: "Saya rasa Joko dapat langsung dipindahkan ke kelas tiga."

Bu Sri (BS): "Pak Amir, mohon tunda dahulu keputusan ini. Saya akan memberi-kan beberapa pertanyaan lagi pada Joko"Pak Amir dan Joko
setuju.

BS: "Joko, apa yang dimiliki sebanyak empat buah oleh seekor sapi sedangkan saya hanya punya dua?"
Dengan cepat Joko menjawab: "Kaki!"

BS: "Apa yang ada dicelanamu tapi tak ada di celana saya?"
J: "Saku!"

BS: "Coba tebak sebuah benda dalam bahasa Inggris yang dimulai dengan huruf 'C' dan diakhiri huruf 'T', dimana benda tersebut berambut, bulat, lonjong, dan mengandung cairan berwarna putih?"
J: "Coconut!"

Kening Pak Amir berkerut dengan mata membelalak...
BS: "Benda apa yang dimasukan dalam keadaan keras, kemudian memerah, dan dikeluarkan setelah lembek dan lengket?"
J: "Permen karet!"

BS: "Apa yang dilakukan pria dalam kondisi berdiri, wanita dengan duduk, dan kucing dengan satu kaki diangkat?"
J: "Jabatan tangan!"

BS: "Sekarang saya akan bertanya mengenai 'Siapa saya',okay?"
J: "Ya, Bu Sri."

BS: "Kamu memasukan tiang kamu pada saya. Kamu mengikat saya untuk membangkitkan saya. Saya basah sebelum kamu basah. Siapa saya?"
J: "Tenda!"

BS: "Sebuah jari memasuki saya. Kamu menggerakan si jari tersebut. Pengantin pria adalah yang pertama melakukannya. Siapa saya?"
J: "Cincin Kawin!"

BS: "Saya terdiri dari berbagai ukuran. Ketika saya sakit, cairan menetes. Siapa saya?"
J: "Hidung!"

BS: "Saya mempunyai pentungan keras. Ujungku dapat menembus. Siapa saya?"
J: "Panah!"

BS: "Saya test kamu dalam bahasa Inggris lagi. Sebutkan sebuah kata yang dimulai dengan huruf 'F' dan diakhiri huruf 'K' yang dapat memberikan
kenikmatan?"
J: "Firetruck!"

Pak Amir langsung menyela Bu Sri supaya tidak menanyai Joko lebih lanjut sambil berkata: "Bu Sri, taruh Joko dikelas enam. Dia lebih pandai dari saya dimana jawaban saya untuk sepuluh pertanyaan terakhir tidak ada yang benar..!!"
drug is not a child's play, its a men play  8)

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31/12/07, 11:33 #674
the other side of liberty  :-\
drug is not a child's play, its a men play  8)

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